A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong.....!"
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.” Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?”
Sometimes, it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Its very easy to say "Busy" when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear "Busy" when you need someone.
People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.
Don't make a permanent decision for your temporary emotion.
Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.
Sometimes we forgive people who don't even deserve it.