Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
If I deleted your number, you're basically deleted from my life.
"F#%K it." – my final thought before making most of my decisions.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
When I'm on my deathbed, I want my final words to be - "I left a Million Dollars in the..."
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
God is really creative, I mean... Just look at me!