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Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
If I deleted your number, you're basically deleted from my life.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
"F#%K it." – my final thought before making most of my decisions.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
When I'm on my deathbed, I want my final words to be - "I left a Million Dollars in the..."
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
Posted by Admin in Status 2 months ago
God is really creative, I mean... Just look at me!
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